Let's clarify one thing right now:
I love the Eurovision song contest more than anything. More than the sun and the sea. More than life and love. Almost as much as getting a blow job while eating a triple bacon cheeseburger and playing video games. (This happened.) There is, simply, no better thing in the world. And so, every Thursday, we will have Eurovision Thursdays. I had a hard time deciding what to select for the inaugural edition of Eurovision Thursdays, but I finally, and arbitrarily, decided to bring you Bosnia and Herzegovina's entry to the 2008 Eurovision song contest. It is beyond inexplicable. And did you know "Herzegovina" just means "Duchy?" That's like if America was just named "Republic."
I had a terrible time deciding between the "Chicken Version" and the "Brides Version," so here's both.
Chicken:
Brides:
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I love Eurovision too, and all the drinking it involves. Things I have learned:
•there is nothing more supreme than seeing a small cuddly monkey dressed up like the big glitterball transvestite from 2007's Ukrainian entry;
•Sweden make the best pop songs. Always have, always will;
•Unless you're politically affiliated with a host of other countries, winning isn't the point;
•apparently Russia and Israel are in Europe;
•Terry Wogan will be sadly missed in 2009.
I may need to move to Europe for this. There was some talk of having one here, and each state presenting a song, but that would only be funny for one year. Also, Maine would dominate with "Lobsterpot Rag."
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